Have you ever wondered what our esteemed politicians would look like if they were.. Oh..
somehow "rearranged"?
Neither did I, until I saw how hysterical the results can be...
Therefore, submitted for your enjoyment are the following pictures depicting some
well-known Washingtonians in... shall we say... less than formal appearance..
DISCLAIMER: These are retouched pictures. None of these politicians actually ever
appears like this. Well, not that I know of, anyway...
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NEWT GINGRICH's TRIP TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR
"
I'llll
be baaaaaackkkk...."
BILL CLINTON'S PLASTIC SURGERY AND AGING CENTER
Well, now, we can't let the former Speaker have all the fun. Let's check in with our
(soon to be) Ex-Commander-in-chief as he gets a funky new "do" and a nose to match his rhetoric (check out them Vulcan ears, too!), gets Ross Perot's ears, ages a little to show us what he'd look like if he were Dole's age...etc...
"Can't choose between Al Gore and George Bush? I'm available!"